Royally Flushed

by Flood Zone / Loney Childress

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Remixes and Remastered recordings from "Flood Zone - Royal Flush" in 1998, redone by Loney Childress in 2010. Remixes of Alien Abduction, Tonight, Have Another, and Never Alone.

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released November 14, 2010

Loney Childress:
Studio Engineer / 2010 remixes and remastering

Loney Childress - vocals, bass, keyboard, tenor sax, clarinet.
Bradd Childress - vocals, guitar, alto sax
Bob White - vocals, drums, guitar
Dennis Keating - trumpet, vocals
Mark Rogers - trombone, keyboard, vocals

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Loney Childress Pahrump, Nevada

Loney Childress is a musician, filmmaker, and electrician from Pahrump, Nevada. As a member of "Flood Zone", he recorded two original song albums from 1997-1999. Since then he has worked on 9 albums in all including three that feature music scores to his Independent Films.

His newest work "Bitter Love Songs" demonstrates his talent as a songwriter, vocalist, studio engineer, and instrumentalist.
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Track Name: Flood Zone - She Said "NO!"
VERSE1
Well I wear thick glasses and my breath kinda stinks,
and I wear my pants a little too high
But I really want a date to this stupid school dance
and I thought I outta give it a try.

Well I saw her standing there
I was trying not to stare
So I'm coming over right now
I gotta ask this girl out somehow
We she wanna? I guess nobody knows
Brace yourself 'cause here it goes.

CHORUS
Well She Said "NO!" and now I can't go on
I feel like I'm gonna hurl,
Well she said "NO!" but I gotta keep on going
Gotta find myself some other girl

VERSE2
Well I went downtown, went to see myself a movie
and how was I suppose to know
that there would be this really cute girl
sittin' in the front row?

Well I saw her sittin' there
I was trying not to stare
So I'm coming over right now
I gotta ask this girl out somehow
We she wanna? I guess nobody knows
Brace yourself 'cause here it goes.

CHORUS, Trombone solo

VERSE3
Well I really got to stop gettin' turned down
It's really gonna make me sick
And I really outta end this stupid charade
but my head's just a little too thick

And I saw her standing there
I was trying not to stare
So I'm coming over right now
I gotta ask this girl out somehow
We she wanna? I guess nobody knows
Brace yourself 'cause here it goes.

CHORUS CHORUS

VERSE4
I was sittin' in class trying to catch up on some homework
and I know you know the story too well
and I saw this girl sittin' next to me
and started thinking what the---oh well

Well, She Said "YES!" and now I can't go on
I feel like I'm gonna--

"Excuse me, what did you say?"
Track Name: Flood Zone - Never Alone
VERSE1
I tried to talk to you in the hall, but you had your boyfriend there.
So I thought about giving a call, your brother said you were not there.

CHORUS
I wanna talk to you baby
I wanna call you on the phone
I wanna love you baby
Say, we'd be together, but you're Never Alone
No you're Never Alone.

VERSE2
I tried to catch you on the way to lunch, but you took someone else's car.
You know I really have tried a bunch, but I have had no luck so far.

CHORUS

BRIDGE
You know I just can't seem to get it right.
Maybe I'll try again some other night.

organ solo (Here we go)
VERSE3
I tried to talk to you at your home, but I knew something had to be wrong,
'cause I knew if you were really alone, I'd have to go rename this song.

CHORUS
No you're Never Alone, you're Never Alone.
Track Name: Flood Zone - We Can Make It
VERSE1
Driving down the street, stop at the sign
Waiting for our turn in line.
But there is no stop coming the other way
I'm really hoping we'll move today.
It's times like this that make you say,
"Why didn't I drive another way?"

CHORUS
Well I really think we can make it,
why don't you give it a try?
well I really think we can make it
make it to the other side, I know we can.

VERSE2
Some little punk driving like a moron
an old man that left his blinker on
One with a phone, who are they talking to?
It seems they've all conspired against you.
I tell you there is no need to cry
Just don't let the moment pass you by.

CHORUS
I really think we can make it
well noone knows it like I do
Well we've made it through so far
Just stay just like you are and I know we can.

sax solo / trumpet solo
VERSE3
I guess we learned tonight that life is one big traffic light.

CHORUS
I really think we can make it
well noone knows it like I do
Well we've made it through so far
Just stay just like you are
And watch for the yellow car and I know we can.
Track Name: Flood Zone - Chico P P
VERSE1
We were at a meeting, you showed up in bulk
and tried out your impression of the Incredible Hulk
It seems you had a problem with the things I try to do
But somehow or another it all comes back to you.
When I started wondering what made you act that way
There's something that's so obvious it prompted me to say

CHORUS
You got a chico, chico p.p.
chico, chico p.p.

VERSE2
You like to tell your people what a crazy guy I am
I pretended not to notice, turned the other cheek and grinned.
But then things started cooking and it came down to a boil
I seized the opportunity to become your greatest foil
When your people realized it's hot air that you breathe
It came as no surprise to me, you decided time to leave

CHORUS
'cause you're a chico, chico p.p.
just a chico, chico p.p.

guitar solo

CHORUS
Chico, chico p.p.
just a chico, chico p.p.
Track Name: Flood Zone - Alien Abduction
VERSE1
They are here ( flying around )
They have come ( with no sound )
We are fighting ( fighting away )
But they have won.
And I've know it all my life
That Roswell was really true
Because of neglagence our lives are through

CHORUS
This is an Alien Abduction from an alien race
They have put the shackles on me, I'm a prisoner in space

VERSE2
I am one ( who am I? )
With their kind ( please don't cry )
I have no ( life of my own )
Piece of mind
They've had us all for years
So wipe away your teers
It's time to say goodbye, confirm our greatest fears.

CHORUS

VERSE3
And I've known it all my life
Our government's not right
Because of ignorance we have lost the fight

CHORUS
Track Name: Flood Zone - Have Another (the beer song)
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer ....(and so on)

I wanna have another beer
I wanna have another beer
Well my life stinks and that's ok (have another)
'cause I planned on getting wasted anyway
Well all my teeth are falling out, I haven't showered in a year
but all my problems will go away
'cause I am gonna have another (beer)

I wanna have another beer (have another)
I wanna have another beer

(beer) one for breakfast, (beer) one for lunch,
(beer) and for dinner I always have a bunch.
(beer) I'm a loser, (beer) they all say
But as long as I'm drunk everything is ok now (have another beer)

I wanna have another beer
I wanna have another beer
Please won't you give me one more beer? yeh
I wanna have another beer (oooo, beer)
Track Name: Flood Zone - What's Wrong With the Radio '98
VERSE1
All I do is sit and watch tv oh but I didn't used to
oh I used to have a much better thing to do.
I'd listen to it while I was at home and on the way to school
back then it was good, it didn't have to be so cool. I wanna know

CHORUS
What's Wrong with the Radio
I wish someone would let me know,
Tell me what's wrong with the radio
Don't they play any of my songs anymore? Anymore.

VERSE2
All my tapes are getting worn out and CD's are so expensive,
Oh tell me, is this anyway we all should live?
Now I'm making music of my own, has it come to this?
oh those sweet old days are something I will really miss. I gotta know

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Well I got metal coming out my ears I got rhythm coming out of my pants
Who ever thought that a couple of years would take the singing out of sing and dance
Country bars, steel guitars, making me sick. Now adays there's too much flash.
My achin' soul needs some rock'n'roll or I'm really gonna kick some......

VERSE3
Now I'm making music of my own, has it come to this?
oh those sweet old days are something I will really miss. I gotta know

CHORUS
anymore, anymore
Track Name: Flood Zone - Tonight (remix)
VERSE1
You know I really had to find out
I can't live like this anymore
Do you feel the way I feel about you?
If you don't I'll get the door.
You know I wanna be around but if I must then I will go
And all I want to know....is if you'll

CHORUS
Love me tonight, I'll make everything allright
I'll try to be everything you're looking for
Just hold my hand, I know you'll understand
I'll always be around, if you'll love me tonight.

VERSE2
I knew the moment I saw you that you were the one for me
Although I know that I've said that about another 2 or 3
But I try to read your mind. If you would just give me a sign
I guess I'll have to use this line......if you'll

CHORUS
BRIDGE
You probably don't feel the way I feel about you
and if there's no chance for our romance I'm better off without you.

CHORUS / CHORUS
Track Name: Flood Zone - We Can't Hide
VERSE1
This is the time for us to live in. What are we doin'? What are we doin'?
We see the signs, they point to ruin. What are we doin'? What are we doin'?

We Can't Hide, We Can't Hide

VERSE2
We get the crap from politicians, with foul ambitions. Foul ambitions
We hear the lies from great decievers. Are we believers? Are we believers?

We Can't Hide, We Can't Hide

BRIDGE
We need the truth, we need the truth
It's up to me it's up to you
Do we not see or are we blind?
Are we afraid of what we'll find?

VERSE3
We see the track, where is it leading? It's so misleading? So misleading?
No turning back, procrastination. No hesitation. Hesitation.

We Can't Hide, We Can't Hide
Track Name: Flood Zone - Exciting Guy
VERSE1
I know now just what I'm gonna do
It's never worked any time before, but it just might work on you.
So tell me darling, tell me what you think?
I'd really be delighted if I could buy you a drink.

CHORUS
So please don't repeat what I say, but I work part time for the CIA
I was too good for the FBI. Can't you see I'm an Exciting Guy?
So won't you go out with me?

VERSE2
Oh no honey, don't turn your back on me.
Never mind, things are looking fine, 'cause I'm likin' what I see.
So oh no baby, don't slap me in the face {ow}
Don't push me away now and let our love go to waste.

CHORUS / trumpet solo / piano solo / clarinet solo / drum solo

LAST CHORUS
So please don't repeat what I say, but I work part time for the CIA
I was too good for the FBI. You gotta believe this guy now
So please don't repeat my B.S. line or the guys'll rag on me all the time
But I tell you this ain't no lie. Can't you see I'm an Exciting Guy?
So won't you go out with me? {yeh}
Track Name: Flood Zone - You Gotta Use Your Head '98
VERSE1
You didn't get any sleep last night. And then you tell me 'that's your right'
You look just like you lost a fight. I tell you man, you're not a pretty sight.

You Gotta Use Your Head, use your head
Why don't you get a life before you're dead? I tell ya
You Gotta Use Your Head, use your head

VERSE2
You spend your days smellin' like road kill as you're starin' out of the window cill
Why don't you get a life? I think you've had your fill
If you don't start now, you never will.

And if you haven't head a word I said (listen up)
You Gotta Use Your Head, use your head
You Gotta Use Your Head, use your head

And if you haven't heard a word I said
You Gotta Use Your Head, use your head yeh
Track Name: Flood Zone - Stupid Song '98
VERSE1
This is a stupid song, it really sucks, I'm not sure what went wrong
But I needed one more to play, so I just couldn't throw it away
'cause this, this, this is a stupid song

VERSE2
This is a stupid verse. But look on the bright side, I guess it could've been worse
Now don't be surprised tonight if I can't get the chorus right
'cause this, this, this is a stupid verse

VERSE3
This is a stupid note (hey), It's probably worse than any other I wrote. (thanks Loney!)
Now here comes the part when I tell you once again that this, this, this is a stupid song

GUITAR FILLS
This is stupid (yeh) it's really stupid
This is stupid (yeh) it's really stupid
This is stupid (yeh) it's really stupid

VERSE4
Yeh this is a stupid song. It really sucks, I'm not sure what went wrong.
But I needed one more to play so I just couldn't throw it away
'cause this, this, this is a stupid song. Oh this, this, this is a stupid song.

{What the heck was that? Sounds kinda cool}